Hi. We're sorry, but our website is still under construction. You see, we farmed out all of our source coding to what we thought was a very reputable Korean web publishing firm.

And until recently, we had been in close contact with their company's liaison, Chek Bak Soon.

But, now it's been three weeks since our last correspondence, and we have since learned that the web publishing firm was possibly a front, and we may have been inadvertently funding a notorious Chinese crime organization that is known to be involved in illegal people trafficking.

However, Brent our human resources manager, thinks we can spin this in our favour, and we are now expecting 14 new warehouse workers that will be working for less than minimum wage.

Check back soon for updates on our webpage!

Hey, I guess you noticed that yes, we're still constructing this website. Of course we would have had it finished sooner if it weren't for that bitch Deborah from accounts receivable who spilled an iced mocha on the company's web server while she was having sex in the server room with Ian the tech support geek.

We have hastily put together this web page, but we had to fire Deborah for misconduct, and Ian's mom won't let him out of the house until he turns sixteen.