Hey, I guess you noticed that yes, we're still constructing this website. Of course we would have had it finished sooner if it weren't for that bitch Deborah from accounts receivable who spilled an iced mocha on the company's web server while she was having sex in the server room with Ian the tech support geek.

We have hastily put together this web page, but we had to fire Deborah for misconduct, and Ian's mom won't let him out of the house until he turns sixteen.